Sunday, July 7, 2024

Neither God nor Devil but a man!

 THE MAN WHO WOULD BE KING (1975)
Reviewed by Jerry Saravia

John Huston's "The Man Who Would Be King" is one of the most finely crafted adventure stories to ever grace the silver screen. It is humorous, unpredictable (unless you read the original Kipling story) and wild in its gorgeous, layered vistas and epic moments of grandeur and high sense of adventure and action scenes that must have been more difficult to film than having Michael Caine do needlepoint. It is an unabashed view of a civilization where few white men ever dare to tread. 

Michael Caine and Sean Connery play ex-sergeants of the British Army who have nothing better to do than swindle and steal in India in the latter 1880's. Caine is Peachy Carnehan, who begins this story when he tells a "Northern Star" newspaper editor/correspondent named Kipling (Christopher Plummer) of his arduous trip with his fellow comrade, Daniel Dravot (Connery), through the snowcapped mountains of Afghanistan to reach the village called Kafiristan (Only Alexander the Great once set foot there). This remote area has riches beyond anyone's dreams, including several pieces of gold and giant rubies. Daniel and Peachy eventually reach the site only to be at first hissed as demons, then later welcomed as heroes from the sky. Only Daniel is seen as a god since he was struck by an arrow during battle and survived. Daniel is clearly not a god yet he relishes the opportunity, a golden opportunity at that, to retrieve whatever riches he desires. Peachy is on board and ready to boogie with all the gold after Daniel proves his godly worth with a freemason necklace he wears that resembles one of their all-seeing-eye god statues (he survives a final stage of proof of his godly ways when he is almost hit with an arrow to the chest). Only Daniel is loving his stature, and decides to stay and have a wife and beget many sons who could become kings. Peachy has other ideas, not understanding Daniels' need to be seen as a demigod. 

"The Man Who Would Be King" holds us enthralled, amused and often in suspense as we wonder if the jig will ever be up - will these village people and the nearby religious sect, the Kafirs who do practice Masonic rituals see that Daniel is only human? Only time will tell and Huston manages to make it all gloriously entertaining and detailed in how different the customs are between one civilization and the other. A major plus is the magical teaming of the titanic, god-like presence of Sean Connery (who else could fool someone into thinking he's a king?) and the dry wit of Michael Caine. The both make for the most winning combination of a buddy-buddy adventure unlike any I've ever seen. 

Tuesday, June 11, 2024

Unbelievable tryst

BLAME IT ON RIO (1984)
Reviewed by Jerry Saravia

"Blame it on Rio" is a slightly decent if haphazard comedy of manners, improved greatly by the presence of Michael Caine as a 43-year-old man who is having an "allegedly" tough time keeping his hands off of a 17-year-old girl. That girl would be Michelle Johnson, a former model and sunshine-and-smiles type with an upbeat sense of herself. She is perfect for her role, regardless of the uneasy factor of an older man having sex with a girl that hasn't graduated high school yet. 

The uneasiness is projected throughout this silly movie. Jennifer is the girl madly in love with Caine's Matthew, a married man working in Sao Paulo along with his colleague, Victor (Joseph Bologna). They go on vacation to Rio and through some convoluted, senseless scenes, Matthew's wife (Valerie Harper), decides to go to Bahrin instead. So she trusts her husband to go to Rio? Anyways, Matthew and Victor, along with his two daughters (the aforementioned Johnson as Jennifer and a young Demi Moore) go to Rio. Geez, what could possibly go wrong. 

A wedding on the beach leads to a sultry and very naked Jennifer coming on to Matthew and they both make love on the beach. Then she keeps wanting him, and Victor has no idea that his own daughter is bonking his best friend. How can he not know? Even Demi Moore knows and the windows to this villa are always open for that distinct Brazilian breeze where conversations can be heard, how can Victor not know or figure it out? If the tryst had happened in other places, this might be more believable. Case in point: Jennifer in one scene arrives for breakfast on the patio with a sliver of shaving cream on her face. Victor notices it and asks her what that is and she says, "Oh, it is whipped cream!" Moments later, Matthew arrives for breakfast with a sliver of shaving cream on his face and Victor doesn't notice. Say what?

Caine made me smile with his attempts to hide his involvement with Jennifer, especially when Victor reads Jennifer's diary and Matthew blurts out, " I can explain!" Caine makes all the other actors look good, especially Michelle Johnson and he's able to bring the best out of all them. The movie is frequently funny despite the situation which is never played for sleaze yet still makes one uneasy. But nothing in "Blame it on Rio" is remotely believable and a rather convoluted last act involving Jennifer's mental condition and its resolution made me almost give up on the movie. Not the worst film Caine ever made but not one of his more superlative efforts either.